Ask Kazuhide: December 08

By Kazuhide | Tuesday, Dec 2, 2008

Hi Kazu (can I call you Kazu?),

I know you bring joy to countless foreigners across the land, but what do YOU want for Christmas this year?

Lots of love,

Mrs. Claus

Dear Mrs. Claus,

Sugoi. Usuarry, I so much spread my compassion to other readers, I don’t think for myself. Thank you for ask me. My big wish is that other eikaiwa is bankrupt in the economy and many gaijin go home. This is my selfless wish, so they can be with the family in America for Xmas.

Dear Kazoo,

How about the gays? 

Thanks,

June Bug

Dear June Bug,

I am bery happy that dark men is live the white house now, but I sad that homosexes can’t achieve the get marriage license. It is also sad that gay is get the discriminate because of AIDS. We must educating truth that all gaijin is have AIDS equally!

For my Kazuhide,

Recently I returned from gaikoku, where I was sexing with the prostitute. She was so tender and fine, with big hairy cock'n'balls. I asking, have you went to Thailand often? 

Thank you,

Tomoharu Iishi

P.S. How you tell wife about STDs? 

Tomoharu,

Domo desu. I surprise you read the Japan-zine. Yes I went to Thai when I still work salaryman. The girl there is very unique I agree. 

Dear Kaz,

What are your predictions for Japan in the coming year? 

Sincerely,

Gerald Furtis

Dear Gerald,

I predict we change prime minister maybe two more time. I predict is more gaijin come here for high-paying Engrish job to escape bad car factory of Americas. I predict to finarry beat Yoshida at Mahjong. I know he cheating.

Kazuhide-San,

I think I saw you curb-crawling in Tobita Shinichi last week. What constitutes your ideal woman? What would it take for "rub at first sight"? 

Thanks,

Toby Sakuramoto 

Thank you Toby,

I only go Tobita Shinchi to looking. I cannot afford those girl. I suggest you take trip to Thailand with my friend Tomoharu for unique kind of women. 

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