Kazuhide - January - 2008

By Kazuhide

Harro fellow leaders and listeners, I am Kazuhide. Last month I celibate a special day, VN day. This is "Victory Nova" day. My boycott of Engrish schools is completely destroy their money philandering system. Speaking of destory system, America monetary system is sucks! All your dollar is berong to us!

Dear Kazuhide,

I gotta ask; why the hell are Japanese houses still made of paper? It's ludicrous that there is no such thing as central heating, or heated floors like in Korea, or even such a basic living standard as insulation in houses and apartments in Tokyo. I find it hard to believe that a country that prides itself on being so technologically advanced can still have such pathetic living standards. Can you explain this phenomenon to me?

Signed,

Esteban Lopez

Dear Esteban,

Hola Amigo, welcoming to my country. Korean central heat is made by burning dogs. We think this inhuman. We use whale oil to make kerosene heater instead. Prease buy one.

Hi Kaz,

I need your advice, since it sounds like you are the master in Japanese life issues. I have a Japanese GF, and her love for me is the same level as Juliet for Romeo. I love her too, but not to that level! She is very emotional, but I am not, and we have many fights for this reason. So I decided to break up with her. But since she is very emotional I don't know the best way to break up! Say I am idiot, or whatever, but I need your advice! How do you break up with an over-emotional Japanese girl?

Veron Moon

Dear Veron,

Japan is important to be the honest person. Just telling her truth: You have sexual transmission disease.

PS You are idiot.

Hello Kaz!

Something is bothering me about Japan. Why does Japan use Kanji, Hiragana, Katakana, and Romaji? Wouldn`t it be easier to just use 1 of the 4 writing styles? Or do Japanese people use Kanji because they want to be like China?  Sank you.

Nick James

Dear Nick,

Of course Japanese is hard and many western complain this.
 
Dear Kazuhide,

I would like to understand why on the one hand, the leader class of Japanese society seem to emphasize the importance of global standards towards proactive decision-making among leaders, but on the other, actually do very little to navigate away from their conformist and risk-averse ways? It seems to contradict the (arguable) wisdom of 'nothing ventured, nothing gained', and support the notion that 'doing the same thing will get you the same results'. Please enlighten.

Fa Qeu

Dear Fa Qeu,

You sounds smart your question, but you still garlic eater. Just selling 200 yen pirate DVD and stop to critical thinking prease.

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