Ask Kazuhide, March '08

By Kazuhide

Dear Gaijin of Japan and the world!

I am Kazuhide and welcome to reading my article. Recentry, I getting so much mails regarding to people that wants to move Japan. Yes Japan is last great economic shining star to this world, but before crossing the border to work the menial Engrish labor to help your family, prease try to fixing your own shitty country.

Dear Kazuhide,

 Hey there buddy! I was told you were the 'go-to' guy on all things Japan, so here I am. Well, this may seem like a silly question that any amount of decent Googling could satisfy, however Google is no substitute for experience. So, now my question. What's a good estimate for the amount in USD that I would need to permanently relocate to Japan. Also, how many questions do you get daily?

Jonathan Turner

Dear Jonathan,

Thanks for thinking to come to my country. We have lots of manga and avoidance of responsability for you to enjoy. Permanentry...? Ah, you going to have big problem, as we no longer accept US dollars.

Hey Kazu,

Why do houses/apartments not appreciate in value over the years, unlike other places in the world? We're not talking about 3rd world countries; Japan is one of the most expensive countries to live in, technologically advanced, etc...

Ben Kan

Dear Ben Kan,

I disagree. I appreciate my 70,000,000 yen mansion very much. It is 10 tatami total including bathroom, and not worth much now, but I still appreciating it.

Hello Mr. Kazuhide,

I know I should ask about something, but first I want to say I laugh a lot at your section, I love it. Now, my question is, why do Japanese girls insist on wearing high heels when they don't know how to use them? They look like they have some kind of illness!

Mary Gyg

Dear Mary,

Good point. I believe this is because they is all having the wild sex. I have question for you. Why is foreign women so fat and still calling themselves ‘women’?

Kazuhide,

What's with all the nose picking, and ear digging in Japan? Don't people know how disgusting it is?

Benny Lava

Dear Benny,

You are rude to be so intolerant the different relative cultural difference. I never comprain about Americans being fat, ugly and stupid. They can't help and it part of their heritages.

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