Ask Kazuhide

By Kazuhide

Dear my fans,
Economy is shit ne? For first time in my rife, I feel lucky to working Japan-zine. I expect soon to see the raft boat with many foreign people riding to come and teach Engrish for such great moneys. I am here to educate you for smooth ride. I am Kazuhide.


Dear Kazuhide,
Why are there so many vending machines in Japan? I've always assumed it's because the Japanese don't like the shame of talking with shopkeepers...
Scott (25)
Fukui

Dear Scott,
That’s true about the vending machine that give the panty or an erotic mangas; but otherwise, it is just fukin convenient to have those.


Dear Kazuhide,
Recently a lot of those nationalist propaganda trucks have been driving past my apartment. What should I do if they see me?
Beth (32)
Aichi

Dear Beth,
I suggest to you be on the best behavior. Bow to them, and in your best Japanese apologize for the mess you are making in this country and promise to going home soon.


Dear Kazu,
Why do Japanese women always cover their mouths when they laugh? Is it because they have bad breath?
Darren

Dear Darren,
Actuarry, this is only done in laughing during presence of the foreigner. They cover the mouth to preventing the HIV infection.


Dear Kazuhide,
Isn't it a bit stupid that Japanese people can only say either oishii or umai after eating something? Don't they have any other superlatives?
Josh (22)
Tokyo

Dear idiot,
Is it also bit stupid that white people is ignore flavor and eat too much hamburger to make the stomach full only and go to doctor for magic pill to cure the fat? Appreciate delicious food is not stupid. Get fat and don’t know why, is idiot.


Hey Kaz,
I'm getting confused by Japanese TV. Is it correct to look at the
main action, or should I be looking at the reactions of those
celebrities' faces in the little boxes? What are they there for?
James Osterberg

Dear James,
That is difficult for American to understand. We Japanese need to feel the empathy the audience’s feeling to enjoy the television event. It has not been determined that foreigners can experience the sensation of the feeling outside their own selfish; so perhaps it is not necessary for them this kinds of thing?


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